101 List #1

list of 101 things that tell that a person hates you:

So far we have 71.

1. Trying to shoot you
2. Kidnapping your parents
3. Saying "I hate you"
4. Throwing toilet paper over your house also known as teepeing? (Not sure if that is spelled right)
5. Cursing at you.
6. Throwing you into a trash can and then rolling you down a hill into a poisonous river.
7. Saying "I love you" sarcastically
8.Causing you to have a black eye
9. Pushing you sooooo hard on the swing that you go over the pole and get tied up in the steel that causes you to feel immense pain.
10.By reading this post and then telling you about it.
11.Cheating by looking at your tests at school then after the test, saying to the teacher, "Teacher! Look at my test and (your name's) test! We have the same answers! He must have cheated!"
12.Giving you a beverage that turns you into a zombie.
13.Saying that you are ugly.
14.or stupid
15.or dumb
16.or disgusting.
17.Telling you that your mom said that you need to go to (place very far away) when your mom actually didn't.
18.Shouting lies about you all around the neighborhood.
19.Throwing a spear at you.
20.or a sword
21.or a badly cooked piece of meatloaf
22.or your mom
23.trying to karate-chop you in half.
24.disabling your Internet connection.
25.robbing you
26.copying your ideas
27.sabotaging your ideas
28.inventing your ideas and claiming them as his/hers
29.putting mustard down your pants.
30.actually, i think putting anything down your pants is hatred.
31.unless it was new underwhere (wait, was that a reason? whatever)
32.saying "HI" to you with an evil grin and evil eyes and evil ears and evil........nose?
33.putting you on a rocketship to pluto. (which is now not a planet...*sob*, I always loved pluto)
34.strangling you
35.with a rubber chicken
36.or a penguin
37. Did you know I love penguins?
38. Well I do.
39. Their so fluffy and cuddly.
40. But enough about my mom, how was your day today?
41. Get back to the list?
42. Well ok mister smarty pants.
43. Now where was I?
44. Oh yes.
45. The penguins.
46. Did you know I love penguins?
47. Well I do.
48. Their so fluffy and...oh wait........hatred that's where I was
49. How about stuffing you in a laundry washer and making you spin around and around?
50. Or putting you on top of a helicopter?
50.5. half way there!
51. Making an electric lollipop and having you lick it resulting in electrocution.
52. Destroying your hopes and dreams
53.Making you starve and then eat a big sandwich in front of you, slowly.
54.Putting a kick me sign on your back
55. Riding you like a bull and yelling turo!
56. Putting their sock in your mouth.
57. buying a new wii for you and then breaking it the next day.
58. and by that time you will be soooo adicted to the wii
59. so you would be very mad
60. You realize I chose the wii because I have it and I think it is better than the other new consoles.
61. Did you realize that it is a lot harder than it looks to come up with this list?
62. You could do me a favor and give me some help.
63. just email me at paulpauzle@hotmail.com
64.You see, giving away my email saved me about 4 posts!
65.Yay.
66. Inviting vikings into your house.
67.or pirates
68.or seals
69.or the police
70. or the navy
71. giving you prank calls